Days 3 and 4

Welcome back to the Lonely Island Bachelorette!

Obella wakes up bright and early to see Diane has been playing guitar all night.

Then she finds Veronica for another chattering teeth. It worked so well before…

But Veronica’s on to her!

Veronica: “That’ll teach you!

I love this face!

Obella: “That’s not how this works.”

Veronica and Nadia still haven’t interacted so she seeks her out for a chat.

Then Obella catches her in the hallway to ask about her day. Maybe she’s caught on that the point is to get Veronica to like you.

Tansy eavesdrops until her turn.

Then she also asks how Veronica’s day is going.

Obella waits in the wings.

And comes in right after Tansy for another social.

Tansy and Veronica meet each other outside for a juice keg stand. Obella is really all over them today.

It was a success!

Ah, she was looking for the golf range.

I just really like these animations.

These two are getting really cozy in the carport. >.>

Veronica keeps a close eye.

Gillyflower: “Almost everyone is acting like a total slob around here!”

Tansy: “Well, everyone feels like they’re on vacay, you know?”

Gillyflower: “That’s not a good excuse.”

Tansy: “How about we go clean house together?”

Yeah, something about their conversation convinced Tansy to go clean the house, but Gilly forgot the issue for the juice instead.

Silly faces!

Yes! Makes sense the diva found the karaoke.

So cute.

Tia gets some socializing while Obella still watches on.

Mid afternoon and Veronica seeks Nadia out again. This must be the reading balcony because Nadia is always there.

Nadia didn’t like Veronica’s musical enthusiasm.

Nadia: “I don’t really keep up with that.”

Nadia: “This house is really nice, though.”

Veronica: “It’s starting to sound like you just came here for a free vacation. All this time you’ve just kept to yourself.”

Nadia: “That’s not true!”

Nadia: “Um, the books here are great!”

Veronica: “Not helping.”

Diane has been eavesdropping just inside.

Diane: “I like music, Veronica!”

Veronica seems to want to give Nadia a fair chance, and finds her again.

Veronica: “The weather has been great so far. I just love walking around outside–”

Nadia: “Ugh, no, it’s too hot and sticky.”

Veronica tries again to enthuse about music, and it doesn’t go well. Wendy eavesdrops from the window.

If that’s not a resting bitch face…

Veronica is loving Diane’s musical side.

Well, it’s time for the first elimination, and I think you know what you’ve gotta do.

Veronica: “Yes, she really didn’t do herself any favors. It’s always hard, though.

I don’t think it will be all that hard, ok.

ONCE AGAIN NADIA PLEASE. FINE, I’LL SAVE YOU.

Nadia of course has the lowest score.

Veronica: “Look at this jelly bean compilation, isn’t it hilarious?!”

Veronica: “Oooh, this is the best one!”

Nadia: “Did that Sim just die?!!!”

Veronica: “That’s a rare bean!”

Nadia: “I’m gonna be -mff- sick!”

Veronica: “Look, Nadia, you’re a nice girl, I’m sure, but it isn’t working out. Now you’ve got to eat the jelly bean.”

Nadia: “I didn’t know about that…”

Veronica: “Always read the fine print, sweetie.”

Pick a good one…

Nadia: “That was really good, actually.”

And with that, Nadia says good bye to no one as she’s kicked out.

No negative side effects this time.

Now to end the night, a classic hot tub date race. Obella’s got a head start since she was using the pool.

So she obviously makes it in first. Also, great job with this hot tub, EA.

Tansy and Gilly make it in next. With the hot tub seating six, there’s only going to be one person left out.

Wendy: “It’s between you and me, I can feel it, Tia!”

Tia: “Whatever.”

Looks like they don’t really have to fight since Obella’s getting out to fulfill needs.

The date doesn’t last too long. Having it at the end of the day means a lot of them have low needs.

Diane stays the longest.

Diane: “Wow, I can feel the kinks in my neck being worked out. So relaxing!”

Date over.

Tia’s making midnight mac ‘n cheese.

Everyone eventually goes to bed.

The mac ‘n cheese is still good in the morning.

We’re going to start the day with friendly chess dates for everyone.

These two are somehow arguing and also gaining attractiveness.

Tansy: “You are such a diva, aren’t you?!”

No, Tansy, you’re projecting.

Obella: “You are so hot when you’re yelling–”

Tansy: “No, Obella, I don’t want to hear it! You’ve got to cut your shit! All of it!”

Veronica: “I’m glad we’re playing outside; this is so nice.”

Tansy, still heated: “Uh-huh.”

Veronica gets a break for lunch. I just love this open design plan, btw. Sometimes you can’t even tell if you’re indoors or outdoors.

(No shade to the house’s creator. These plants must have replaced something else that I don’t have.)

Obella: “Ever seen ol’ Nessie?”

Veronica: “Uh, duh, Nessie sightings are all the rage in Storybrook. That’s, like, my favorite hobby.”

Tia: “I’ve never played chess.”

Veronica: “Me either, before today. I think I’ve just figured it out.”

Wendy: “What are you doing? White goes first!”

Veronica: “Who made that rule?”

Wendy: “I don’t know, I just play by the rules! Wait, the piece turned black?!”

Veronica: “Oh, oops, white goes first; I’ll wait.”

Veronica: “The piece did change color; what the hell is going on around here?!!”

Veronica plays guitar to further the relationship scores.

She hasn’t got a skill point yet, so they’re all really playing this up.

Obella just can’t quit.

Tansy: “I told her to cut her shit.”

It’s time for the second elimination, but Tansy and Obella have equal relationship scores.

So I’m going to let Veronica decide with the help of nraas. She’ll just consider attractiveness for both of them and see who’s higher.

Obella: “I don’t like being judged like this.”

Too bad for her, because she’s just below Tansy.

Now she must eat the jelly bean.

Obella: “Is this really in the rules?”

Yes, the ones I made up this morning.

Pick a good one.

Obella: *gulp*

Nothing too bad, she just got a smelly moodlet.

Wendy, who is watching TV, is the only one still around when she kicks herself out.

And she takes the long way just to make us all feel guilty.

Who will be going home homeless next?